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MessageSujet: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 2:04

Pourquoi et comment voler la copine de vos potes !
Allez j'suis sûr qu'il y a un innocent parmi vous avec un 55 sur un t-shirt Very Happy
Y a d'ces sites, j'vous jure.

The Girlfriend Stealer's Manifesto

What's So Great About Stealing Girlfriends?


For some people, stealing girlfriends is probably an ego-booster or a way to be cruel, hurtful, and selfish. These are unhealthy motives. The only reason you should steal girlfriends is because it's hilarious.
Finding a Girlfriend to Steal

If you want to steal a girlfriend, first you have to find a girlfriend to steal. This can sometimes be a little tricky. It has been brought to my attention (of course it's never happened to me) that sometimes a girl will lie to a guy and tell him that she has a boyfriend as a "nice" way of rejecting him. This is very annoying for us and much time can be wasted on a girl before one realizes that she doesn't really have a boyfriend after all. Therefore, it is important to verify early on that the girl does in fact have a boyfriend. Finding out a little information about him can help in a couple of areas, as we shall soon see. If the girl has been seeing a guy for only a few months, they will probably be in what is referred to as the "honeymoon" stage. This is a very difficult time for us, as most girls will not even notice other guys. Good luck!

If the girl has been seeing the guy for over a year, the relationship will have probably fallen into a rut and she will be bored and looking for something new. This is the perfect situation for you to invest a little time and effort.

What to Wear

You can wear anything you like although it has been said that the number 55 on clothing is the international symbol for girlfriend/boyfriend stealers. You might also want to check out the Girlfriend Stealers' Shop.

Appearance does count! You want to look better than her boyfriend and one of the first things girls notice in a guy are his teeth. That means going to the dentist regularly. To save up to 60%, you should get Affordable Dental Care. Just think, the money you save you can spend on her and, sad to say, having more money helps!

Another way to look good and save money is to get your contact lenses at a discount from 1-800 CONTACTS. Now you can receive FREE shipping on all on-line orders, plus take an additional $10-40 off your orders with our special quantity discounts!Take care of that right now while you think of it.

Making the First Move

I think it's best to start with a normal pickup attempt. It helps if you know the girl already has a boyfriend because you know in advance that you will be rejected and can therefore better concentrate on the task at hand. Talk the girl up, feed her lines, flirt, ask her out, give her your number - whatever the hell you normally do. If you know the girl has a boyfriend and she doesn't tell you, something is probably wrong and you might want to call it quits right then and there. Most likely, the girl will inform you politely that she has a boyfriend. You should tell her that's fine and that you'd just like to become friends. Switch the conversation to "friendly" things. Ask her about her boyfriend. This will make her much more comfortable with the situation and convince her that you are comfortable with the fact that she has a boyfriend. Better yet, you might want to actually meet her boyfriend.

The Steal

After you have been friends for some period of time - you'll have to play it by ear - it's time to make the move. In many cases, if you fail here you'll also lose the girl as a friend so make sure you know what you're doing. When you are alone together, flirt with her. If she is shy, alcohol will probably help. You might want to kiss her. In most circumstances, she will feel some confusion after a kiss. She may hit you and never speak to you again. If this happens, it's best to apologize and give up. Now, there are two options you can take here:

- You can push it and really come on strong. This can work because it doesn't give her time to think.
- You can give her time to think about the kiss and get comfortable with it and then come on strong.
You must decide which course of action to take.

The Follow Through

Many girlfriend stealers are happy with a couple of nights of passion and others won't stop until the girl has broken up with her boyfriend. Actually forcing a breakup can be problematic because getting out of a long relationship can be a lengthy, torturous process. If you are not going for the breakup, a nice way to close would be to apologize to the girl and tell her that what you are doing is a mistake and that you should go back to being friends. Otherwise...

She's Mine, What Now?

If all has gone well, the girl no longer has a boyfriend which means she probably holds no more than a passing interest for us. It's up to you to decide what to do next. However, remember that if you stole her once, someone else could easily steal her from you.



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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 11:44

C'est qui qui écrit ce genre d'article oO ?
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 12:10

Sans meme regarder qui a poster le truc je suis sur que c'est Canard qui l'a ecris en Anglais ......
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 13:03

Tu sur-estime la prose de canard.
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 13:09

C'est vraiment énome ce genre de site xD
J'suis mdr devant le "préparez vous à perdre son amitié et tout contact avec elle" Very Happy
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 15:10

Canard, tu va en prepa, dit ne plus avoir le temps de play, et tu go sur des site de merde,je suis absolument scandalise. En plus tu ne peux pas avoir de girlfriend et en meme temps play a war 3
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 15:24

Aller canard, il te reste deux jours Smile
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Dim 31 Aoû - 16:02

un jour et demi *cry*
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Lun 1 Sep - 11:52

moins de 24 h

*mega cry*
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Lun 15 Sep - 0:21

Need le meme topic mais en francais si possible !

KTHXBYE NORAJ BE ESPORT K ?????? Very Happy
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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Lun 15 Sep - 20:32

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MessageSujet: Re: I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ! Mar 16 Sep - 1:27

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